Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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