For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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