haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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