I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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