somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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