HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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