So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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