I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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