If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Randomize
