So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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