So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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