when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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