Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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