He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it hurts more in the daytime
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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