How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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