We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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