we're blogging at a bar
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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