Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sarcasm needs its own font
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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