I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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