Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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