we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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