The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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