problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I cut my penus on the lid.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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