i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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