I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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