The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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