Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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