My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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