I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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