I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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