Non-Jews are for practice
I think my vagina is haunted
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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