i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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