isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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