member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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