So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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