I am spending my child support on dildos
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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