everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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