Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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