She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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