If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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