Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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