oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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