But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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