Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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