He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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