She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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