she was so not down for the gang bang
I hate all girls vehemently.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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