He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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