office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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