i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
