if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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