all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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