remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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