The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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