They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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