She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
