I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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